Blanco, Waddell & Fox...
Who to call when Lance Briggs rams his Ferrari into the back of your Hyundai Sonata and you develop mysterious neck and back pain? (Assuming Jackie Childs is not available, of course)
The three people whose number you need to know when you "accidentally" run Neal Cotts over with a steamroller?
The three medical geniuses that are going to make Rich Harden's latest boo boos feel all better?
The Hawks' third line in 2003?
No. No. No. And No...
Welcome to the North Side, Andres, Jason and Jake. Ugh. Perhaps I can use the money I was saving for playoff tickets for both Teddy Ruxpin and a 1984 vintage stuffed Ewok.
I don't know about you, but I would have preferred Pujols, Santana and Peavy.
Sigh.
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Maybe you want to use that playoff ticket money to purchase evil nemesis "The Peculiar Purple Pie Man" to finally finish off your "Strawberry Shortcake" collection!! (Hey, I warned you it was coming!)
Don't know much about Waddell or Blanco, but if Jake Fox produces half of much as he did in Iowa, he'll be ahead of most of our everyday lineup. I say welcome aboard, Jake, and good riddance to you, Mr. Cotts.
Has training camp begun yet?
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